If you had to, would you...
#1 Sleep in a bucket
OR #228 Have all children under the age of 6 trying to kill you
#249 Ride an anteater while you (and the anteater) are on meth
OR #94 Have Martha Stewart baste you like a turkey
#159 Maintain eye contact with your best friends whenever they have sex
OR #237 Be able to talk to animals but they all hate you
HOW DO I PLAY?
Play a card, from 5 cards in your hand, that you think the judge would least want to do. Convince the judge your card is the worst card and win 1 point, first one to 5 points wins.