If you had to, would you...

#1 Sleep in a bucket

OR #228 Have all children under the age of 6 trying to kill you 

#249 Ride an anteater while you (and the anteater) are on meth

OR #94 Have Martha Stewart baste you like a turkey 

#159 Maintain eye contact with your best friends whenever they have sex

OR #237 Be able to talk to animals but they all hate you 

HOW DO I PLAY? 

Play a card, from 5 cards in your hand, that you think the judge would least want to do. Convince the judge your card is the worst card and win 1 point, first one to 5 points wins.